Green Eggs and Spam

Evolution of Dance

YouTube - Evolution of Dance

Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in some time. You've GOT to check it out!

Flash Game of the Day

Flash Game of the Day Fun, fun, fun till the bossman takes your job away! (Sorry Beach Boys.)

Love this video!

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I am not usually a fan of DJ scratched versions of songs, but this one is awesome and Star Wars fans should love it too.

Take a look

Technorati : Star Wars, Stormtrooper, Urban

Doggoneit! I've been tagged

The Mad Pigeon Tagged me. I guess I'll have to answer the call

Four jobs you have had in your life:
1. Help Desk Manager
2. Pastor
3. Retail Sales Guy
4. Personal Valet to an Animatronic Mouse (Technician at a Chuck E. Cheese's)

Four movies you would watch over and over:
1. Forest Gump
2. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Just left The Pidg's, I like'em too)
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Office Space

Four places you have lived:
1. Memphis, TN
2. Hickory, NC
3. Myrtle Beach, SC
4. Eden, NC

Four TV shows you love to watch:
1. 24
2. CSI
3. King of the Hill
4. The Amazing Race

Four places you have been on vacation: (What's this "vacation" thing you speak of?)
1. Blowing Rock, NC
2. Daytona Beach, FL
3. Houston, TX
4. The Internet (Does that count?)

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Eggs
2. Sausage
3. Quesadillas
4. Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwiches

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Back in Chatt. with my wife and son (relocation STINKS, job is great but the time away STINKS)
2. Alaska
3. Northern Maine
4. In Bed, man am I tired


Four friends I am tagging that I think will respond (note I went above and beyond the four limit):
1. Mole J
2. YellowRose
3. Chris (IF he's ok in Iraq)
4. PG, Maybe

Technorati : Meme

Ever wanted to Smash a Viper?

Check out the link.

Yes they are for real. I've seen the video with people keying the car. Novel way to raise money, but I can't understand why ANYONE would do this to a Viper.

Technorati : Viper, fundraising, funny

Petals Around The Rose

Ok, I just can't resist. This puzzle/brain teaser took me days (Yes, I'm embarassed)but once I got it, it is so Simple!

Now that I understand the secret, I am sworn to keep it, AND torture those who do not, so here you go.

If you can think outside the box, this should be simple, just remember the name of the game:

"Petals Around The Rose"

Good Luck

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Technorati : Game, Petals Around The Rose

EPIC 2014

What is EPIC?


EPIC 2014

Watch and be afraid!

Technorati : EPIC, Google, Humor

SDLC HAH!

Found Via http://www.urbaczewski.com/humor/softdevcycle.htm

Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the most rigid quality control on the planet. Here, shared for the first time with the general public, are the inside details of the program development cycle.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. See 3.
6. See 4.
7. See 5.
8. See 6.
9. See 7.
10. See 8.
11. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely pre-mature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
12. Users find 137 new bugs.
13. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
14. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
15. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
16. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
17. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires programmer to redo program from scratch.
18. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free....